One day an ordinary baby realized that she wanted a puppy. So she quickly escaped out the doggie door to the dog pound. She got a chubby puppy that looked like a chihuahua and took it in her mouth to her favorite noodle shop. She snuck into the kitchen and they ate plain buttered noodles with extra parmesan. Then she snuck back out and went home with the puppy.
At home she discovered that the chubby puppy could not fit through the doggie door so she got her father's power saw and made the doggie door bigger. When she finished with the doggie door they both went inside and the baby climbed back into her high chair. The puppy sat under the table and waited for the baby to drop applesauce. They ate together for the rest of their lives.
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